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Hot Dog Stands and Dancing Ninjas
September 27, 2007
Just imagine the internet as a big, outdoor park, and every website as a unique hot dog stand. Your name is Tom and you, of course, own Tom’s Hot Dog Stand. Simple enough? As you look around you, other hot dog stand owners are working on building their stands. On your right, Nancy hired a construction company to build a giant rollercoaster next to her hot dog stand, George, on your left, hired a consultant who decided he should hire a construction company to build an animatronic theater featuring Giblett the Elderly Greyhound by his hot dog stand. You, Tom, cannot afford to hire some big shot consultant or costly construction company.
In the distance, you see the park has built a wide path up to the coolest hot dog stand you’ve ever seen. Through a pair of binoculars, you espy Hank’s Hot Dog Stand. Wow, Hank has it all, neon lights, a live band playing on stage, a laser light show. He’s got a drive-in movie theater, clowns in go carts, dancing ninjas, and a sign reading: “Nightly Fireworks Display at 8pm.” Droves of park visitors clamor around Hank’s monstrous hot dog stand, and you, Tom, wonder how much money Hank takes home every month. Then it hits you-”Hank got lucky! The path is built up to his hot dog stand!”
Just then a Park Authority worker walks by, and you shout:
“Hey, you! Park Authority worker!”
“My name’s Martin.”
“Sorry. Hey you Martin! Why did the Park Authority build a pathway up
to Hank’s Hot Dog Stand?”
“Because, man, Hank had what people are looking for. Nobody’s looking
for your stupid hot dog stand.”
“That’s TOM’s Stupid Hot Dog Stand!”
Now, it’s quite obvious to you that if you could figure out how to get the Park Authority to build a path to your Hot Dog Stand, you could make some serious cash and build all the same cool stuff Hank has. Then you would get the top score on Hot Dog Stand Tycoon.
What’s the answer? SEO Elite is the best free-traffic generating software on the market. SEO Elite takes all the things you SHOULD be doing to get your sites in the top rankings with the Internet Authority…Google, Yahoo, MSN…and makes it easy to manage, control, and improve so you get regular, organic, targeted traffic through top rankings. Instead of costly advertising, get Google to build an 8-lane superhighway right to your door so you can sell your virtual hot dogs to 10 times more people than before!
SEO Elite is a powerful software tool that:
- Discover how any page ranks at the top of the Search Engines.
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- Allows you to do a backlink search on all major search engines.
- Learns how many and which pages each major search engine has indexed.
- Notifies and keeps a daily, weekly, and monthly change record of where your website is ranked for ANY search term.
- Analyzes and compares special search commands on Google
- Finds exactly which websites your competitors are advertising on.
- Allows you to eliminate any penalized websites you link to.
So pick up your copy of SEO Elite today and show Hank and his dancing ninjas you mean business.
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September 27th, 2007 at 2:03 am
Mark, why do you push every product posted?
September 27th, 2007 at 2:19 am
To get free advertising?
September 27th, 2007 at 2:58 am
Does this purchase (SEO Elite v3.2 ??) comes with the following:
+ Free lifetime software upgrades (A $499.95 value)
+ SEO Elite Success Blueprint. We step you through using SEO Elite to show you how to get the most out of our software. (A $97 value)
+ members only SEO Elite forum where I can receive free, 1 on 1 search engine consulting.
September 27th, 2007 at 3:06 am
it’s a nice looking of wordpress. What can i find plug-in for sign up like one there?
September 27th, 2007 at 6:28 am
I think Upon66 is right. He always appears and say something first, haha.
Anyway at least he always says good thing.^^
This idea earns me $7 every few days.
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September 27th, 2007 at 7:39 am
If I want to buy through paypal, how can it be done?
September 27th, 2007 at 7:44 am
We accept paypal, just click “Buy Now” and located the paypal logo about half way down the screen. If you do not see it then hit refresh… we use 1shoppingcart and we accept visa, amex, mc and paypal.
September 27th, 2007 at 7:46 am
ProBloggersMatrix, please use this area for “real” comments. We appreciate all your support however it is important that we keep this as a “non promotion” discussion.. meaning posting just to promote your own link.
September 27th, 2007 at 8:32 am
I bought SEO Elite in April, and was very disappointed. Not only does this product not live up to the hype, but Google de-indexed one of my sites in a month after I’ve been “promoting” it using SEO Elite.
Then I finally did my research (should’ve done this months ago!), and here’s what I found about this software:
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So do your due diligence properly before you buy this.
Peace.
September 27th, 2007 at 9:22 am
Bramble, we are not into deleted comments unless they are blatant spam.
September 27th, 2007 at 11:11 am
1brian, sorry I updated the image. Yes, this deal is just as if you purchased from the site itself.. the most recent update.. new updates, all bonuses and goodies included.
September 27th, 2007 at 12:17 pm
OH MY GOD!! I bought it at 197 now it’s only 97! =P you guys better get it FAST
September 27th, 2007 at 1:13 pm
Thanks Bramble for yr precious information, u really make us think twice before making decision. I begin to feel healthy discussion atmosphere here, good!
September 27th, 2007 at 2:24 pm
Does this latest version work with Windows Vista?
September 27th, 2007 at 2:30 pm
Yes it does work with Vista.
September 27th, 2007 at 3:36 pm
Just bought it. Very good product. Argh… just bought 2 products in 2 days… I better quit coming here
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September 27th, 2007 at 3:54 pm
I own SEO Elite already. Bought it at the regular price awhile back. I don’t see how Google would de-index you for using the software. It’s good software, but It’s not like the software does anything magical that Google would even know who is using it to help you optimize which websites. It just automates the process of seeing why sites rank well and helps you get links faster mate.
September 27th, 2007 at 4:49 pm
I do not have SEO Elite — got a mountain of other tools to utilize first, as it is — but I know that the developers are diligent in making their products white-hat and keeping abreast of all shifts on internet. I personally trust them and am happy with products of theirs that I do have.
September 27th, 2007 at 6:05 pm
Hot Dog Stands and Dancing Ninjas hrm, not hungry, and don’t need a ninja.
Thanks for another mis-named posting
September 27th, 2007 at 6:29 pm
Hi,
How can I order SEO elite through here? I came on the sales page within the day and it says they are all gone.
Is there only a limited availability of products?
Thanks!
September 27th, 2007 at 7:15 pm
briansol… this is how we work.. if you want to use the product of the day rss then use http://www.dealdotcom/rss
September 27th, 2007 at 7:16 pm
StuDoc… yes the majority of products have a limited number we are offered to sell at a discount.
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