The Dark Council

September 25, 2007  Author: DealDotCom

\”The thirty third annual meeting of the Fraternal Order of the Exclusive Secret Society of Internet Marketing Gurus is now in session.\”

The speaker pounded his gavel onto the cold, stone table, and the sound resonated throughout the cave. Every year, the Fraternal Order of the Exclusive Secret Society of Internet Marketing Gurus meets deep underground to discuss their strategies. Fifteen men and women wearing long cloaks of black with black hoods on their heads sat around the table, and the room was dimly lit with the flickering light of several torches affixed to the walls of the cave.

\”The first item for the thirty-third annual meeting is to discuss what Internet Marketing secrets not to reveal to the people who buy our products so that they get the feeling that it\’s easy, but don\’t actually learn HOW to achieve their dreams.\”

The shadowy, hooded figures whispered amongst each other.

\”Silence!\” The speaker pounded his gavel, and nothing was heard but the torches crackling. \”Let us hear from our newest member, Michael Holland. Brother Holland, if you please.\”

Michael stood and pulled back his hood.

\”My new product, NicheMastery, will actually show people how to make money online.\”

The ghastly figures erupted into shouting and shaking their fists.

\”Have you gone mad!?\”

\”You can\’t do that!\”

The Speaker stood and pounded his gavel once more. The torches exposed only his mouth and nose. His lips quivered with hatred, and his nose flared with anger.

\”SILENCE!\”

\”Mr. Holland, it is against section 12, code 3 of the bylaws of the Fraternal Order of the Exclusive Secret Society of Internet Marketing Gurus that \”Thou shalt not show people the nuts and bolts of how to achieve success, but lead them on to buy more of your, and other member\’s, products.\” By your indiscriminant and presumptuous violation of this code, you are hereby excommunicated from the Fraternal Order of the Exclusive Secret Society of Internet Marketing Gurus, never to set foot in this cave again nor tell anyone of its location so long as you desire your kneecaps not to be broken by Vinny. Sergeants at Arms, kindly escort Mr. Holland from our chamber.\”

\”Hear, hear!\” The other members cheered and quickly moved on to the next item on the agenda, which was the highly anticipated annual cake raffle.

Michael Holland has done the unthinkable by creating a product which shows step-by-step how to build a profitable online business from the ground up. Follow Michael\’s own path from jobless debt to financial independence and secure the future for you and your family.

Here\’s just a glimpse of what NicheMastery, which comes jam packed with 15 audio CD ROMs, Camtasia Videos, a 246-page Course Manual, a Quick Start guide and loads of bonuses teaches:

  • How to increase traffic to your web site, build your opt-in list, and make more money using one simple viral marketing technique.
  • Why an ebook may not be the way to go for your first information product.
  • How to create a saleable information product in an hour or less!
  • How to easily create an information product even if you don\’t know anything about the topic.
  • How to package your digital product as a physical product (which has a higher
    perceived value and much greater profit margin).
  • The behind-the-scene details and resources for producing 5 types of information products that make it easy for you to give your niche market exactly what it wants. (This means you\’ll make more money faster!)
  • How to double (or even triple) your income from Google AdSense.

Michael is also offering one of the best guarantees on the market: Try NicheMastery for 60 days, if you don\’t feel it teaches you valuable, nuts and bolts, business-building, life changing information, then return it for a full refund. AND, if you make an honest effort to build your business using techniques outlined in Nichemastery, and do not see results after six months, Michael will refund every cent of the purchase price PLUS $50 for your time.

This is a physical training course which Michael will ship to you as soon as your order is completed. Please allow time for delivery. Free Shipping is included.


9 Responses to “The Dark Council”

  1. ProBloggersMatrix Says:

    This one is very, very tempting. Man, I have got to have it! Get yours quick because they are goin’ fast!

    Mark
    http://www.probloggersmatrix.com

  2. RedMatrix Says:

    I hear ya ProBloggersMatrix. Very tempting.
    My Blog

  3. kinanthi8p Says:

    Too good to be yours

  4. Charles Says:

    “thirty third annual meeting” - wow, they were doing IM years before I had my first Apple II.

    -Charles

  5. RedMatrix Says:

    Not much talk about this product. I guess it’s too high a price item for everyone, even though it’s discounted.

    David aka RedMatrix
    What’s in a niche?

  6. jesterfx Says:

    Yep, a bit too high for me to even consider. I think the sweet spot as far as price goes is about $50. At that price people are more willing to impulse buy.

  7. briansol Says:

    anyone buy? any reviews before this is over?
    being an experienced web guy, i find these things tempting, but most of me says “you already know 99% of whats in it any way”.

  8. urhk Says:

    A quick comment of the above:

    Everyone under the sun is producing DVD/ Interactive Media to increase the perceived value of the material which you can learn somewhere else with 1/10 price.

    I’ve read the strikeitniche ebook, it was good book. However, it was way under $100.

  9. MealDotCom Says:

    Too high the price. Lower please…

    http://www.bloggingprofits.com

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