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From the DealDotCom Mailbag
September 14, 2007Dan wrote:
First, thanks for the best chuckle I’ve had in months. You guys are cool — great sense of humor.
Ok, I read your FAQ and didn’t find my answer, so here’s the question. Is your offer good anywhere in the world or do you bar certain countries because their language is confusing? Or their people eat strange stuff?
Hi Dan,
We’re cool with a great sense of humor, eh? We’re forced to agree with
you 110%. We’ve mentioned that fact in our online dating profile, because
all the pretty girls say they’re looking for cool guys with great senses
of humor… but we don’t think they believe us because it hasn’t gotten us
any dates yet. Can we use your email as a testimonial on our online
dating profile? Maybe that would help. But we digress…
You didn’t write to us to listen to our problems, you wrote to us to have
your question answered, so let’s get to it.
Language is a tricky thing. We’re of the opinion that everyone in the
world should speak English. Not because English is an inherently superior
language, but because we’re extremely lazy and don’t really feel like
learning another language ourselves.
Therefore, while we accept members from every part of the world, and we’ll
ship to almost anywhere in the world, we won’t be providing support in any
language other than English.
As for food… our diet consists primarily of Taco Bell, Strawberry Fanta,
and Ding Dongs, so I don’t think we’re qualified to pass judgment on what
other people eat.
Come to think of it, perhaps our diet has something to do with why we
can’t get online dates…
Sincerely,
The DealDotCom Support Minions
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September 14th, 2007 at 3:31 pm
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September 14th, 2007 at 6:19 pm
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Bill
September 14th, 2007 at 8:56 pm
Your diet consists of WHAT… now wonder you are so goofy!
What would your mothers say?
This is a great concept guys and I look forward to a long and fun (and profitalbe) membership.
Thanks guys
Pete
September 14th, 2007 at 11:03 pm
hahahahahaha. Couldn’t have written it better myself! ;-p. Seriously fellas, you are now in Australia, so you go! And, by the way, a third of the marketers you get will probably be female, like me, so you may be in luck at some point…I will be working on my list for ya, hoping to see some good stuff coming!
September 17th, 2007 at 7:22 am
Your diet consists of WHAT…Taco Bell,Ding Dongs, what are they? and I thought You said the site would be in English.
Regards
Andy
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September 18th, 2007 at 11:32 am
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I just signed up yesterday and enjoyed every minute of it.
Thanks and keep it up ( Good work )
friendly
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September 18th, 2007 at 12:10 pm
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